Hello. Are you a morning person? No? Welcome home.
Frequently Asked Questions
Because consumerism is the only true way of life.
Why should I trust you with my card info?
You shouldn't. That's why I use Stripe as the backbone for checkouts. Stripe has been audited by a PCI-certified auditor and is certified to PCI Service Provider Level 1, as well as employing best-in-class security tools and practices to maintain a high level of security at Stripe. Basically, they're very good with security.
What payment methods can I use?
Pretty much everything. You can use Apple Pay, PayPal, MasterCard, Visa, Discover, Amex. On everything not Safari, you can use everything mentioned minus Apple Pay.
What about Bitcoin?
Where can you ship to?
Right now, just United States and United Kingdom. If you bitch about it to email@example.com I can make things happen. Like a kinda garbage Willy Wonka.
What type of hoodies are used?
Gilden Heavy Blend. They're unisex and feel good on some flesh but not all so don't get greedy.
I don't like the shirt I bought. Can we do swapsies?
1 in 9 people are living without access to clean drinking water and you're whining about shirts? Man up and buy another.
What's your return policy?
Alright listen here and listen good because I won't say it again: returns are tricky. If you are unhappy with the quality of the material of the merchandise, you are eligible for a refund within 7 days after the shipping carrier delivers your order. After which, we do not offer a refund. So don't ask.
I have a question not listed here 'cause I'm a needy lil baby boi.
Christ, fine. Email me (firstname.lastname@example.org) and I'll reply if your question ain't stupid as deemed by me. Tweet me if easier (@imsamhenri).