Buy my merchandise. This is the behavior of a sellout and I understand me acknowledging that doesn’t make what I’m doing less or more awful. But please buy my shit forever and ever ᴀɴᴅ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵉᵛᵉʳ
Frequently Asked Questions
Because consumerism is the only true way of life.
Why should I trust you with my card info?
You shouldn't. That's why I use Stripe as the backbone for checkouts. Stripe has been audited by a PCI-certified auditor and is certified to PCI Service Provider Level 1, as well as employing best-in-class security tools and practices to maintain a high level of security at Stripe. Basically, they're very good with security.
What payment methods can I use?
Pretty much everything. You can use Apple Pay, PayPal, MasterCard, Visa, Discover, Amex. Apple Pay is only available in Safari and in places with Apple Pay. Sorry, all of Africa.
What about Bitcoin?
Where can you ship to?
Anywhere. $1 shipping for the United States, $3 for a stupid, non-American country.
What's your return policy?
The stickers are $5. Count your losses and move on. Or if you want a more creative route, write a mean letter to me, crumple up the stickers, and spit in the envelope. I don't care.
I have a question not listed here 'cause I'm a needy lil baby boi.
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